Turn trash files into DSP ready WAVs.
For producers, labels, engineers, and artists who somehow lost the actual WAV file. One click. No excuses. No more “my laptop crashed.”
// The Toolkit
Built for the label office at 3AM.
Every feature exists because somebody, somewhere, ruined a release.
One-Click Convert
MP3 → WAV in under a second. No menus, no manuals, no excuses.
Fake WAV Detector
Spots that 'WAV' your cousin renamed from a 96kbps MP3.
Metadata Cleanup
Strips ‘Recorded on iPhone Voice Memos’ from your masters.
Batch Conversion
Drop the whole album. We don't do one-at-a-time energy.
Loudness Scanning
LUFS, peaks, true-peak. Know if it's mastered or just loud.
Ratchet Detection™
Patented algorithm that flags suspiciously ratchet files.
Auto-Renamer
Goodbye 'final_final_v3_real_FINAL.mp3'. Hello clean delivery.
// The Process
Three steps. Zero excuses.
Artist sends MP3 ripped from YouTube.
It's 96kbps. The metadata says ‘TRACK 03 (1).mp3’. Engineer cries.
RATCHETMAN enters the studio.
Cape on. Mask down. Converts, cleans, renames, normalizes. Doesn't speak.
Label finally uploads the release.
DSP accepts the file. Rollout saved. A&R takes credit. Classic.
// Receipts
Before vs. After. No filter.
Drag the handle. Witness the transformation. Apologize to your engineer.
// Word on the Block
The industry talks.
“Saved my rollout. The artist literally sent me a voice memo.”
“We almost uploaded the MP3. RATCHETMAN caught it at 11:58pm.”
“Bro sent a WAV that was secretly an MP3. I cried. Then I downloaded this.”
“I run 14 releases a week. This is my entire job now. Worth it.”
// Final Warning
Stop sending MP3s
to labels.
One install. Lifetime of clean deliveries. Your A&R will text you back.